Event 7: $500 Omaha Hi/Lo

Players: 318
Prize pool: $159,50

THEY ALL LAUGHED

You'd have to be crazy to guarantee $1,000,000 in total prize money on the Internet.

Well, the $1,000,000 threshold was crossed after only six of the eleven events. With Event #7 the total tops $1.2 million.

The skeptics were right, $1 million was a joke. It probably could have been set at $2 million.

When LIAMV went out in 10th, nine players with chips remained.

FINAL TABLE 30 min. levels. 2k/4k blinds.
Seat 1: birdguts (Guelph) (205,930 in chips)
Seat 2: palurdo (corona) (82,115 in chips)
Seat 3: Big10 (Burnaby) (117,570 in chips)
Seat 4: atl angela (atlanta) (106,650 in chips)
Seat 5: Hörhö (Helsinki) (57,408 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (Marina del Rey) (71,087 in chips)
Seat 7: THEBAT (Henderson) (38,710 in chips)
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (Hallandale) (57,129 in chips)
Seat 9: TheMuppet (London) (58,401 in chips)

The Canadian, birdguts, started with a substantial lead and THEBAT from Nevada was low stack. But this was going to be a wild ride, with several players leading at one time or another. Because of the split, it would prove very difficult to get anyone out of the tournament.

The blinds had gone up to 3k/6k on Hand #12, which may have contributed to the first casualty.

birdguts: posts small blind 3000
palurdo: posts big blind 6000
Big10: folds
atl angela: raises 6000 to 12000
Hörhö: folds
starkitty: folds
THEBAT: folds
MOJOEX1: calls 12000
TheMuppet: raises 6000 to 18000
birdguts: folds
palurdo: folds
atl angela: calls 6000
MOJOEX1: calls 6000
*** FLOP *** [5c 7d 9h]
atl angela: bets 6000
MOJOEX1: calls 6000
TheMuppet: calls 3401 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5c 7d 9h] [9s]
atl angela: checks
MOJOEX1: bets 12000
atl angela: calls 12000
*** RIVER *** [5c 7d 9h 9s] [7h]
atl angela: checks
MOJOEX1: bets 12000
atl angela: calls 12000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MOJOEX1: shows [As 5d 9c 3s] (HI: a full house, Nines full of Fives)
atl angela: mucks hand
MOJOEX1 collected 53198 from side pot
TheMuppet: mucks hand
Seat 9: TheMuppet (button) mucked [7c Kd Jh Kc] - HI: three of a kind, Sevens

MOJOEX1 had turned a full house. TheMuppet was drawing dead to a King on the river that didn't appear.

The eight handed chip count.

Seat 1: birdguts (176,430 in chips)
Seat 2: palurdo (106,115 in chips)
Seat 3: Big10 (159,570 in chips)
Seat 4: atl angela (67,650 in chips)
Seat 5: Hörhö (51,408 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (93,587 in chips)
Seat 7: THEBAT (12,710 in chips)
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (127,530 in chips)

Now birdguts had only a narrow lead over Big10 while THEBAT was on vapors hanging upside down in last.

A few hands later, THEBAT was exterminated in 8th.

atl angela: posts small blind 3000
Hörhö: posts big blind 6000
starkitty: folds
THEBAT: raises 6000 to 12000
MOJOEX1: folds
birdguts: folds
palurdo: folds
Big10: raises 6000 to 18000
atl angela: folds
Hörhö: folds
THEBAT: calls 710 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ts 6c 7s]
*** TURN *** [Ts 6c 7s] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 6c 7s Jh] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THEBAT: shows [Kc 9d Tc Kh] (HI: a pair of Kings)
Big10: shows [Ah 2s 5s Ac] (HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 7,6,5,2,A)

That's the second player out who needed a King to survive.

Seven handed, the chip count was roughly unchanged.

Seat 1: birdguts (176,430 in chips)
Seat 2: palurdo (112,115 in chips)
Seat 3: Big10 (160,280 in chips)
Seat 4: atl angela (58,650 in chips)
Seat 5: Hörhö (45,408 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (93,587 in chips)
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (148,530 in chips)

One of these players would head straight into the dumpster and it wasn't one of the short stacks.

On Hand #29 palurdo took the felt nap in 7th.

atl angela: posts small blind 3000
Hörhö: posts big blind 6000
starkitty: folds
MOJOEX1: folds
birdguts: raises 6000 to 12000
palurdo: calls 12000
Big10: folds
atl angela: folds
Hörhö: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5d 2d]
birdguts: bets 6000
palurdo: raises 6000 to 12000
birdguts: raises 6000 to 18000
palurdo: calls 1265 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qh 5d 2d] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5d 2d Ks] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
birdguts: shows [5h Kh Ah 5c] (HI: three of a kind, Fives)
palurdo: shows [As 2h Qc Th] (HI: two pair, Queens and Deuces)
No low hand qualified

With the deuce on the flop palurdo's low was killed. And the five gave birdguts trips.

The six handed chip count, now.

Seat 1: birdguts (198,695 in chips)
Seat 3: Big10 (127,665 in chips)
Seat 4: atl angela (103,650 in chips)
Seat 5: Hörhö (63,816 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (83,087 in chips)
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (218,087 in chips)

MOJOEX1 has taken a slight chip lead, but it's pretty close top to bottom.

It would take awhile but, surprisingly, it was one of the chip leaders who self-destructed.

With alt angela swearing at the dealer, it was birdguts who found a way to lose all his chips on some loose play.

Hand #66, one hour into the Final Table and the last hand for birdguts.

Hörhö: posts small blind 4000
starkitty: posts big blind 8000
MOJOEX1: folds
birdguts: raises 8000 to 16000
Big10: raises 8000 to 24000
atl angela: folds
Hörhö: folds
starkitty: calls 16000
birdguts: calls 8000
*** FLOP *** [2s 4c 7c]

Leap [observer] said, "could it be that birdgiuts is on tilt?"

starkitty: bets 8000
birdguts: calls 8000
Big10: raises 8000 to 16000
starkitty: raises 8000 to 24000
birdguts: calls 16000
Big10: raises 8000 to 32000
Betting is capped
starkitty: calls 8000
birdguts: calls 5395 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2s 4c 7c] [Ts]
starkitty: checks
Big10: bets 16000
starkitty: calls 16000
*** RIVER *** [2s 4c 7c Ts] [Qs]
starkitty: bets 16000
Big10: calls 16000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
starkitty: shows [As 5s 4s 2c] (HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 7,5,4,2,A)
Big10: shows [Ac Qc 3s Qh] (HI: three of a kind, Queens; LO: 7,4,3,2,A)
starkitty collected 34605 from side pot
Big10 collected 34605 from side pot
birdguts: mucks hand
starkitty collected 82093 from main pot
Big10 collected 82092 from main pot
Potless [observer] said, "ding"
mrpokejoke [observer] said, "kitty sucked out"
Seat 1: birdguts mucked [6c Tc Ad 7d] - HI: two pair, Tens and Sevens; LO: 7,6,4,2,A

With a spade on the river, starkitty cracks birdguts' two pair. He never had a shot at the low.

With birdguts out in 6th, alt angela is given an extra $1,400 to make her feel better about her luck at this table.

Five handed chip count.

Seat 3: Big10 (157,477 in chips)
Seat 4: atl angela (17,200 in chips)
Seat 5: Hörhö (212,816 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (118,720 in chips)
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (288,787 in chips)

MOJOEX1 may have the chip lead, but it's a long way from over.

On the next hand we'd go to four players.

Big10: raises 8000 to 16000
atl angela: raises 1200 to 17200 and is all-in
Hörhö: folds
starkitty: calls 13200
MOJOEX1: folds
Big10: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [Jh 7h Th]
starkitty: checks
Big10: bets 8000
starkitty: raises 8000 to 16000
Big10: folds
*** TURN *** [Jh 7h Th] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 7h Th 3s] [8s]
atl angela said, "gg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
starkitty: shows [4s 5c 9h Ah] (HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 8,7,4,3,A)
starkitty collected 8000 from side pot
starkitty collected 8000 from side pot
atl angela: shows [Ad Kc 3c Ac] (HI: a pair of Aces)
starkitty collected 29800 from main pot
starkitty collected 29800 from main pot
Seat 4: atl angela showed [Ad Kc 3c Ac] and lost with HI: a pair of Aces

With the all-heart flop, starkitty had the nuts. Not even an Ace would have helped alt angela in 5th.

Four handed chip count and starkitty is suddenly on fire

Seat 3: Big10 (132277 in chips)
Seat 5: Hörhö (212816 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (169120 in chips)
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (280787 in chips)

With only 4k/8k blinds it was anyone of the fours game to win.

booya24 [observer] said, "how can u be complaining atl"
John Henry [observer] said, "5th place not bad compared to 313 others"

The rail didn't have a lot of sympathy for alt angela's finish.

Hand #81 our fourth place started to show himself.

Big10: posts small blind 4000
Hörhö: posts big blind 8000
starkitty: folds
MOJOEX1: raises 8000 to 16000
Big10: calls 12000
Hörhö: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 2s Tc]
Big10: checks
MOJOEX1: bets 8000
Big10: raises 8000 to 16000
MOJOEX1: calls 8000
*** TURN *** [3d 2s Tc] [7s]
Big10: bets 16000
MOJOEX1: calls 16000
*** RIVER *** [3d 2s Tc 7s] [9d]
Big10: checks
MOJOEX1: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Big10: shows [7c Qs 6s Qd] (HI: a pair of Queens)
MOJOEX1: shows [2c Qc Ts Ks] (HI: two pair, Tens and Deuces)

Big10 made an interesting checkraise with two low cards on board, only pocket Queens, and a rough low draw himself. It got him a free card on the river, but MOJOEX1 would have probably called with two pair anyway.

A few hands later the blinds went up to 6k/12k and Big10 was in Big Trouble.
With only 80k in chips left, Hand #97 was Big10's last.

Big10: posts small blind 6000
Hörhö: posts big blind 12000
starkitty: folds
MOJOEX1: folds
Big10: raises 12000 to 24000
Hörhö: calls 12000
*** FLOP *** [7d 8c 2d]
Big10: bets 12000
Hörhö: calls 12000
*** TURN *** [7d 8c 2d] [9c]
Big10: bets 24000
Hörhö: raises 24000 to 48000
Big10: calls 20554 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7d 8c 2d 9c] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Big10: shows [As Ad Kh 9s] (HI: two pair, Aces and Sevens)
Hörhö: shows [2h 6d Jh Td] (HI: a straight, Seven to Jack)

Pocket rockets aren't the hand in Omaha they are in holdem. The gutshot 9 on the turn gave Horho a straight and knocked Big10 out of the Rose Bowl in 4th.

Three handed chip count.

Seat 5: Hörhö (349,370 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (163,120 in chips)
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (282,510 in chips)

It's still up for grabs between these three as Horho takes the chip lead away from MOJOEX1.

It's going to be so tough to get the next two player out as each took over the chip lead repeatedly.

When the blinds went up again to 10k/20k it was time to get serious about heads up play. Three handed this was the chip count.

Seat 5: Hörhö (305870 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (400120 in chips)
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (89010 in chips)

MOJOEX1 had given most of his chips to starkitty and was about to leave in 3rd place. But first he had one more rush.

After fighting his way back to even with the other two one more time, MOJOEX1 crashed.

On Hand #144 two hours into this Final Table MOJOEX1's courageous day ended.

starkitty: posts small blind 10000
MOJOEX1: posts big blind 20000
Hörhö: raises 20000 to 40000
MOJOEX1: raises 20000 to 80000

Betting is capped

Hörhö: calls 40000
starkitty: calls 20000
*** FLOP *** [8s 2c Ks]
starkitty: bets 20000
MOJOEX1: calls 9010 and is all-in
Hörhö: calls 20000
*** TURN *** [8s 2c Ks] [8h]
starkitty: checks
Hörhö: checks
*** RIVER *** [8s 2c Ks 8h] [8d]
starkitty: checks
Hörhö: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
starkitty: shows [Ac 2d Qs 7s] (HI: three of a kind, Eights)
Hörhö: shows [2s 5s 4s Ah] (HI: three of a kind, Eights - lower kicker)
starkitty collected 21980 from side pot
MOJOEX1: mucks hand
starkitty collected 267030 from main pot
No low hand qualified
Seat 8: MOJOEX1 (big blind) mucked [3d Kd 4h Jc] - HI: three of a kind, Eights

What a terrible way to go out. The third 8 on the river promoted starkitty's A Q over MOJOEX1's Kings up.

Finally we'd gotten to heads up with this chip count.

Seat 5: Hörhö (265870 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (529130 in chips)

It looks like starkitty might have an easy time of it from here with a 2-1 chip lead. But it would be anything but easy for him to drop Horho into second.

In an incredible show of tenacity, Horho survived dozens of all-in many of them when he only had the big blind left.

It took nearly 80 hands, two level increases, and another hour for starkitty to put Horho away. This was an exhibition that was proof of how difficult it is to scoop a pot against even an all-in for the blinds player.

It was a shame that either of these two gladiators had to lose, but no deal was ever discussed as far as the rail knew.

On Hand #235 three hours in, this was the last hand of an exhausting night.

Seat 5: Hörhö (96760 in chips)
Seat 6: starkitty (698240 in chips)
starkitty: posts small blind 20000
Hörhö: posts big blind 40000
starkitty: calls 20000
Hörhö: raises 40000 to 80000
starkitty: calls 40000
*** FLOP *** [7s Ah 4c]
Hörhö: bets 16760 and is all-in
starkitty: calls 16760
*** TURN *** [7s Ah 4c] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ah 4c 8s] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hörhö: shows [As 9s Jd Qc] (HI: a pair of Aces)
starkitty: shows [4s Jc 6h 7c] (HI: two pair, Sevens and Fours; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)

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