PokerStars Sunday majors results (10-30-11)
It's the end of the month at PokerStars and the end of humanity as we know it, which means a lot of people played a lot of big tournaments and won a lot of money, and that the zombies are finally running roughshod all over the planet (or, it's Halloween....I have a hard time determining which is which). In either case, I have to make this quick. I foolishly forgot to buy candy and shells for my shotgun, so there are errands to run.
For now we'll just hope that currency still has worth during zombie rule. In any case, they might take some cash-for-brains swap, and provided you have one or the other, you might be in a good shape. Perhaps, though, not as good as these people who have a ton of cash to trade for brains, ammunition, or one of the remaining spots in the fallout shelter. Here's a quick rundown of the end-of-the-month, end-of-the-world stories.
Hopefully these people who won big over the weekend will have enough money to survive in the post-apocalypse zombie world. Here's a list of the people you should be robbing right now, otherwise known as the 10-30-11 PokerStars Sunday majors final table winners.
That's all I have time for, unless you want to hear about that pounding at my door...I don't know what it is, but hopefully it's the pizza I ordered. I'll just go chec........................................... ...