PokerStars Sunday tournament results (1-30-11)
Let me be clear: I will not, under any circumstances, for any amount of money, nor any promise of fortune sit down at a poker table with Vanessa Selbst. She is a fine woman and as nice as you could ever want. However, the prospect of playing against her is one that simply makes me want to throw up. It's not been a year since we saw her win the NAPT event at the Mohegan Sun, and since then she's demolished most of what she's played. The only thing she hasn't done recently is making a Sunday Million final table.
Well, yeah. There is what happened last night. Apparently, while most of the world was sleeping, Selbst made the final table of the Sunday Million. It was a table full of familiar faces. And, frankly, I don't care if she didn't win. Her fifth place finish is enough to make me hide in my room for a while.
The final winning honor went to the well-known wwwBTHEREcom after he cut a deal with the also-familiar Daut44. All that, and Justin Bonomo at the final table, too? That's a final table recap you have to read. It's right here: There was wwwBTHEREcom to win $195K and Sunday Million title.
Other news? Yep, there was a lot of it. Here's the rundown of the biggest stories from last night.
For results from the top 30 tournaments of the weekend, check out the 1-30-11 PokerStars Sunday tournament results page.
Now, if anyone needs me, I'm going to be hiding under my bed with a Vanessa Selbst voodoo doll and a bottle of brown liquor.