This is a public service announcement.
Friday is April Fools' Day. This is going to be a silly week. People are going to be doing their best to make you believe the most outlandish of things. Protect yourself. Believe no one. Except me, of course. I can be a reliable source. Seriously.
With that in mine, know this. This past weekend on PokerStars was about an unbelievable as could be. Just in case you don't believe me, here's the primary source material:
Also, while we're still in a zone that appears to be silly-free, remember that the 60 billionth hand on PokerStars could hit sometime within the next 24 hours. If you feel like gluing yourself to something, this might be the right time to choose your computer mouse (as if there ever isn't a right time--am I right?).
For the final table results from nearly all the big events on PokerStars this weekend, check out the 3-27-11 PokerStars Sunday tournament results page.
Good luck to everybody in the coming week. Remember what Friday is.