Chris Moneymaker is not a bartender
Chris Moneymaker cannot make an Appletini. In fact, up until recently, he barely knew what one was. I credit him as a better human being because of that.
But that's not the point.
The point is this: Chris Moneymaker is a good sport, and he tried to make an Appletini. Why? Seriously, why on earth would anyone want to see a world champion of poker mixing up a drink of such poor design it's probably illegal in some cities?
I don't know. I mean, he was in Panama last week to do this:
And while he was there, some people just abused him. They made him make drinks, carry bags, and so many other things that I'm starting to wonder if he doesn't need a bodyguard.
You people are savages.
But, since somebody went to the effort of recording it all...well, we can all be savages together.
Brad Willis is the PokerStars Head of Blogging