PCA 2014: Situations Vacant
For exciting Super High Roller start-up in the Bahamas
See the world while working alongside some of the best in the business, receiving fast-track on-the-job training
The position is unpaid (most of the time) but promises valuable experience working in a High Roller environment.
Successful applicants will learn how to find their seat and the rail within hours, as well as how to endure complete humiliation to a very high standard.
No experience necessary although basic arithmetic preferred. Chips and chair provided.
Apply by post before noon tomorrow, marking the envelope "Seat 2, Table 5"
(Owing to previous candidates failure to show up a $100,000 deposit is required.)
Stephen Bartley is a PokerStars Blog reporter.